http://www.theonion.com/articles/nuggets-tell-dying-george-karl-they-made-nba-final,17444/Nuggets Tell Dying George Karl They Made NBA FinalsMay 17, 2010 | ISSUE 46?19
06.04.07 DENVER?During a visit to his coach's deathbed at Denver Presbyterian Hospital on Wednesday, Nuggets All-Star Carmelo Anthony told a barely conscious, cancer-ridden George Karl that their team, which was eliminated during the first round of the playoffs this year, had advanced to the NBA Finals and was currently up 3-0 on the Cleveland Cavaliers. "Everybody's playing great, Coach, and the defense you taught us is completely shutting down LeBron," a tearful Anthony reportedly told the weak and gasping Karl, who mustered enough strength to nod his head and smile at the news. "Doctors say you're going to get better soon so you can celebrate with us at the victory parade. It's going to be?Coach Karl? Coach Karl! Nurse!"
