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ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« on: August 14, 2008, 08:56:45 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/14/bigfoot.body/index.html

(CNN) -- A policeman and a former corrections officer say that on Friday, they will unveil evidence of what they claim is their biggest capture ever: the body of Bigfoot.

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, a pair of Bigfoot-hunting hobbyists from north Georgia, say they found the creature's body in a wooded area and spotted several similar creatures that were still alive.

The carcass of the furry half-man, half-ape is 7 feet, 7 inches tall and weighs more than 500 pounds, they say. However, the two are not disclosing the exact location of their discovery in order to protect the remaining creatures.

Tom Nelson, chairman of the biology department at North Georgia College and State University in Dahlonega, said he's "pretty skeptical" the world will feast its eyes on a new species Friday.

"That would certainly rock mammalogy," joked Nelson, who specializes in the study of mammals. "I see a research grant in my future."

Whitton and Dyer plan to unveil what they say is DNA and photo evidence of the discovery in Palo Alto, California, in conjunction with a group called Searching for Bigfoot Inc.

A photograph on that group's Web site shows what appears to be the body of a large, hairy creature with an ape-like face, stuffed into a large freezer.

According to a written release, the two announced the discovery on an Internet radio show, "Squatch Detective," several weeks ago.

"The only person we would allow to come down and verify the body was 'the Real Bigfoot Hunter,' Tom Biscardi," Dyer said, referring to Searching for Bigfoot's CEO, who has been looking for the elusive, legendary creature in the United States and Canada since 1971.

Whitton is a Georgia police officer who is on administrative leave after being shot in the wrist during a pursuit. Dyer is a former prison guard.

DNA tests on the body have begun, said the statement, and "extensive scientific studies" will be done on the body by scientists, including a molecular biologist, an anthropologist and a paleontologist.

Nelson, the university professor, acknowledged that new species of animals have been discovered in recent decades and that, in science, "we always acknowledge the possibility of something new."

But he said that even in north Georgia, home to the Blue Ridge Mountains and the foot of the Appalachian Trail, it stretches the imagination to think a family of 7-foot-tall creatures could have eluded hunters, hikers and creeping development until now.

"To the average person, these places just seem like extreme wilderness where you'll find lions and tigers and bears," he said. "The reality is that you're never more than a mile from a road."

The group says the animal is male, has reddish hair and "blackish-gray" eyes and human-like feet, hands and teeth
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Re: ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 10:57:23 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2008, 12:11:07 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2008, 09:48:46 AM »
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Re: ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2008, 09:52:21 AM »
Did you guys notice the hose in the picture? I imagine it was used to syphon out the dead Bigfoot juice. Could you imagine starting that syphon?
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Re: ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2008, 10:05:34 AM »
Did you guys notice the hose in the picture? I imagine it was used to syphon out the dead Bigfoot juice. Could you imagine starting that syphon?

No way!  But if you put a Kobe jersey on the dead Bigfoot I'm sure Reality wouldn't mind sucking him off to get the syphon going.
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Re: ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2008, 10:10:43 AM »
More proof:


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« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2008, 11:39:19 AM »
Did anyone else die laughing when you read the part where "big foot hunters" and "dna evidence" were used in the same paragraph?
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« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2008, 02:52:33 PM »
Did anyone else die laughing when you read the part where "big foot hunters" and "dna evidence" were used in the same paragraph?

I was laughing when I saw the picture the picture of the three fuys next to the freezer out in the woods...did they just happen to have that with them???  and where did they get all that ice out there??  lol
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Re: ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2008, 01:03:44 PM »
Turns out to be just another fraud.

http://www.cbs46.com/news/17232407/detail.html

Web Site: Bigfoot Finding A Fraud

POSTED: 11:45 am EDT August 19, 2008
UPDATED: 1:45 pm EDT August 19, 2008

ATLANTA -- A Web site that claimed two Georgia men had found Bigfoot says the men's claim is a fraud.

SeachingForBigfoot.com has confirmed that the two Georgia men who claimed they found bigfoot were lying.

The Web site said that Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer delivered the freezer containing the reported remains of the Bigfoot the day after the press conference that they called for. It also said that Whitton and Dyer were given an undisclosed amount of money from Saerching For Bigfoot before they went public with their find.

"On August 15th, 2008, Tom Biscardi, Ricky Dyer and Matthew Whitton held a press conference at the Cabana Hotel in Paolo Alto, California, announcing that the corpse of a creature fitting the description known as 'Bigfoot' had been discovered. A police officer of seven years, on medical leave, labeled as a hero for being wounded in the line of duty, got up in front of the world and told the world of how he and Ricky Dyer uncovered this creature. This has since been proven a lie. It is notable that Rick Dyer insisted on this press conference and told Tom Biscardi he would not release the 'body' unless the conference was held on this specific date," said Executive Director of Squatchdetective.com Steve Kulls on SearchingForBigfoot.com. 

After the Searching For Bigfoot team and "The Real Bigfoot Hunter" Tom Biscardi began to thaw out the creature in a 1,500 lb. cooler of ice, they discovered it was a rubber suit. Biscardi contacted Whitton and Dyer and they agreed to admit the truth to the public. When Biscardi arrived at their hotel, the pair had vanished.

Searching For Bigfoot believes that their motive was financial.

"It is still unclear why Whitton who, being a police officer for the Clayton County Police Department in Georgia got up before the world and lied and was complicit in a scheme to defraud in a felonious manner" said Kulls.

CBS 46 News tried to contact Whitton or Dyer on the Bigfoot Tracker Tip Line and left a message, but neither has returned our calls.

CBS46.com called Chief Jeff Turner with the Clayton County Police Department and left a message, but no one has returned our call.

Copyright 2008 by cbs46.com. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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Re: ummm, bigfoot in the freezer....
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 02:23:01 PM »
wow, talk about stupid thing to do.
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.