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Offline SPURSX3

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OT - Great facts about Chuck Norris!!
« on: May 05, 2008, 02:19:02 PM »
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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's.  Simply by writing "Chuck Norris" on every answer.
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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Re: OT - Great facts about Chuck Norris!!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2008, 02:39:12 PM »
My son's favorite -- why does the Boogie Man sleep with a nightlight on -- because he is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Re: OT - Great facts about Chuck Norris!!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2008, 02:57:35 PM »
Before sliced bread, people used to say "Thats the greatest thing since Chuck Norris". But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.

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Re: OT - Great facts about Chuck Norris!!
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2008, 03:06:26 PM »
I read somewhere that Mars was the original "cradle of life" in this solar system until it pissed off Chuck Norris.
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Re: OT - Great facts about Chuck Norris!!
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2008, 03:10:17 PM »
This is for you WOW,

"Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO." 
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On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. The lesson? The good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
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