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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #30 on: January 14, 2008, 03:04:41 PM »
And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along.  8)
Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

OK, you live in Cali don't you??  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHLTTERBAHN?!   Did you move to Texas and not tell anyone?  First you take our team, NOW you take one of our waterparks too?!!!  ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #31 on: January 14, 2008, 04:05:17 PM »
And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along.  8)
Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

OK, you live in Cali don't you??  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHLTTERBAHN?!   Did you move to Texas and not tell anyone?  First you take our team, NOW you take one of our waterparks too?!!!  ::) ::) ::)

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Secretly Reality wants to be from Texas but doesn't have the nerve to move out there because deep down he knows California is so much better.

Better at what...supporting a person's "reality"?  In Texas only people elected to the Presidency are delusional.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #32 on: January 14, 2008, 04:11:08 PM »
Even though you just handed me my rear-end in fantasy, congrats on the little one, Ted!

I must say, however, that if you want to give Shawn Kemp a run for his money, you need to speed things up ...
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #33 on: January 14, 2008, 04:13:59 PM »
And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along.  8)
Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

OK, you live in Cali don't you??  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHLTTERBAHN?!   Did you move to Texas and not tell anyone?  First you take our team, NOW you take one of our waterparks too?!!!  ::) ::) ::)

j/k

Secretly Reality wants to be from Texas but doesn't have the nerve to move out there because deep down he knows California is so much better.

Better at what...supporting a person's "reality"?  In Texas only people elected to the Presidency are delusional.

The english language, reading, acceptance of non-white people...  things of that nature.

I mean aside from Austin and the Spurs there's a whole lot of nothin patnah.

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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #34 on: January 14, 2008, 04:59:11 PM »
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I must say, however, that if you want to give Shawn Kemp a run for his money, you need to speed things up ...

I hate you.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #35 on: January 15, 2008, 12:27:29 PM »
And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along.  8)
Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

OK, you live in Cali don't you??  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHLTTERBAHN?!   Did you move to Texas and not tell anyone?  First you take our team, NOW you take one of our waterparks too?!!!  ::) ::) ::)

j/k

Secretly Reality wants to be from Texas but doesn't have the nerve to move out there because deep down he knows California is so much better.

Better at what...supporting a person's "reality"?  In Texas only people elected to the Presidency are delusional.


ROTFL  :D
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #36 on: January 15, 2008, 12:42:15 PM »
And of course that little tyke Reality we can wisely bring along.  8)
Can we go to Schlitterbahn!?  Can we, can we?!

OK, you live in Cali don't you??  WHAT THE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT SCHLTTERBAHN?!   Did you move to Texas and not tell anyone?  First you take our team, NOW you take one of our waterparks too?!!!  ::) ::) ::)

j/k
I'm down with Schlitterbahn, NEW BRAUNFELS in particular.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #37 on: January 15, 2008, 02:15:06 PM »
New bruanfels is something like 10 minutes...if not less, north of SA, it's ok, Canyon Lake is a nice little retreat, kind of, and if you like tubing, the river is great for a nice ride down the river...although that spring water can be cold.  Also Gruene is a cool little town to visit...it's right there by new bruanfels.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #38 on: January 15, 2008, 02:48:31 PM »
Isn't Gruene near Fredericksburg?  One of my in-laws has a ranch near there.   I need to visit that whole German area some time, sounds like a pretty area.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #39 on: January 15, 2008, 03:28:53 PM »
Isn't Gruene near Fredericksburg?  One of my in-laws has a ranch near there.   I need to visit that whole German area some time, sounds like a pretty area.

Gruene (pronounced "green") is between New Braunfels and Canyon Lake which are about 30 minutes apart.  Frdericksburg is about one to one & a half hours from New Braunfels...further west than Canyon Lake.



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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #40 on: January 15, 2008, 04:37:23 PM »
Keep Reality weird...move to Austin.
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Re: Done Got Me a Daughter Outta Wife #1
« Reply #41 on: January 16, 2008, 06:01:56 AM »
congrats Ted.

seems like you're better at THAT real stuff than at those fantasy tasks ...
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