The Quicken Loans Arena! Is that so that you can afford that luxury box you've always wanted? That front row seat?
Husband: "Hey, honey, I upgraded my seats tonight. I bought two front row season passes to the Cavs."
Wife: "How did you afford that?"
Husband: "I took a second out on the house at halftime!"
Will this create a rise in the homocide rate in Cleveland?
