New draft registration form:

[WayOutWest]

http://www.draftregistration.us/

FYI:

If you are against the draft there is a link on the page for you to file a letter of objection.

Send to:
objectors@draftregistration.us

Subject:
CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR

Body:
I, [INSERT NAME HERE], of [INSERT ADDRESS HERE], do hereby formally request that I be classified as a conscientious objector to the War Against Terror.  Furthermore, when hordes of filthy, Allah-loving ragheads descend upon my cul-de-sac and begin killing and raping innocent, blue-eyed babies and puppies, I can be counted on to cower in my closet like the Communist homosexual that I am  Signed.... ME.